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Nuggets of wisdom


....And then she asked "What's the best form of birth control after 50? I said "Nudity"

" You know why a woman's work is never done? They dont get up early enough.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Now I ask you what kind of beat friend would remove your testicles?
A perfect summers day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing and the lawn mower is broken.
When you think about it. God must be the best investor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loud speaker.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat 'till the wrinkles fill out.