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I  AM THANKFUL:

 

FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT:

BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.


FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO:

BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. 

 

FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES:

BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
 

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.

 

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
 

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

 

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT:

BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

 

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

 

FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.

 

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.


 

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

 

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

 

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.

 

AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MANY E-MAILS:

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME. 

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT:

Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart