| FOR THE WIFE 
			WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT: 
			
			BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, 
			AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO:
 
			BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE 
			BARS.    FOR THE 
			TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES: 
 BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE 
			STREETS.
 
 
 FOR THE TAXES 
			I PAY:
 BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.
 
 
 FOR THE MESS 
			TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY: 
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY 
			FRIENDS.
 FOR THE 
			CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG: 
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
 
 FOR MY SHADOW 
			THAT WATCHES ME WORK: 
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
 FOR A LAWN 
			THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED 
			FIXING: 
			
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.   FOR ALL THE 
			COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT: 
			
			BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE 
			FREEDOM OF SPEECH.   FOR THE 
			PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT: 
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I 
			HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.
 
 FOR MY HUGE 
			HEATING BILL: 
			
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.   FOR THE LADY 
			BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY: 
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.
 
 
 FOR THE PILE 
			OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING: 
 BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
 
 
 FOR WEARINESS 
			AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY: 
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF 
			WORKING HARD.
 
 FOR THE ALARM 
			THAT GOES OFF IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS:
 BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.
 
 
 AND FINALLY, 
			FOR TOO MANY E-MAILS:  
			BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE 
			THINKING OF ME. 
 
 SEND THIS TO 
			SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT:  
			
			Live well, Laugh often, & Love 
			with all of your heart |