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A few of life's little quirks that
make you want to stay at home and not go out into the world; |
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| 01 |
During an hour's swimming at a
municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. |
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| 02 |
In an average day your hands will
have come into indirect contact with 15 penises
(Touching door handles, etc.) |
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An average person's yearly fast food
intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. |
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| 04 |
In a year you will have swallowed 14
insects - while you slept! |
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| 05 |
Annually you will shake hands with 11
women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. |
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| 06 |
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash
their hands. |
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| 07 |
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have
examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. |
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| 08 |
At an average wedding reception you
have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. |
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Daily you will breath in 1 litre of
other peoples' anal gases. |
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That said, take care all of you and
don't forget to WASH YOUR HANDS! |
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