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Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle
up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's eclipse coverage
remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other
and he's only come in his shorts." |
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Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it
by himself." |
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Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
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Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World
Super bike racing:
"Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had
a hard on now." |
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Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel
on This Morning
: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last
night." |
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'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's
formidable lead:
"Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what He sees."
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Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:
"Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg." |
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Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire
match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe:
"With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off." |
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Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
like this." |
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James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by
Barrichello?" |
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Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."
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The new stand at Doncaster racecourse took Brough Scott's breath
away...
"My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection." |
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Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a
big race when he said:
"They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from
different positions." |
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Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team
Live said:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
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A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not
only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,
because they were laughing so hard! |
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US PGA Commentator -
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is
that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them .. Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?" |
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Metro Radio -
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field." |
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Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing
the Cox of the Oxford crew."
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Ted
Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - This
is really a lovely horse. I once rode
her mother." |
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New
Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew
Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson
comes inside of him." |
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Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -"And this
is Gregoriava from Bulgaria, I saw her
snatch this morning and it was amazing!" |
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The
classic Brian Johnson cricket commentary line:
"The bowler's
Holding. The batsman's Willy." |
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