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You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
For Example ...
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1) Hot Air Balloons
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire
under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air. |
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2) Freezer Bags
Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through
them. |
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3) Photocopiers
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up
again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right
buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed. |
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4) Tyres
Male, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated.
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5) Sponges
Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
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6) Web Pages
Female, because it's always getting hit on. |
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7) Railway Stations
Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up. |
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8) Hourglass
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
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9) Hammer
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's still handy to have around. |
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10) Remote Control
Female...... Ha! You thought it would be male, but consider this
They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And, while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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You gotta love them lol xx |
