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I want to
tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley
Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't
even stop to play
She said, "Mom, I got a note here from the Harper Valley
P.T.A."
The note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your
dresses way
too high
It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' 'round
with men and going wild
And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your
little girl
this way"
It was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A.
Well, it happened that the P.T.A. was gonna meet that
very afternoon
They were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her
mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard, I still recall
the words she had to say
She said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the
Harper Valley P.T.A."
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times
he's asked me for a date
Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's
away
And Mr. Baker, can you tell us why your secretary had to
leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window
shades all pulled completely down?
Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too
long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find
she's had a little nip of gin
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a
mother I'm not fit
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all
Harper Valley hypocrites |
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No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it
happened just this way
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.
The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A. |
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