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| IDIOT SIGHTING #1 |
My son and I went
through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed
her a Twenty pence piece She said, 'you gave me too much
money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just
give me £1 back.' She sighed and went to get the manager
who asked me to repeat my request. I did so and he
handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but
they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then
proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at Rickmansworth MacD's. |
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| IDIOT SIGHTING #2 |
We had to have the garage door
repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor
on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we
had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2
horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need
a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than
1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than
two.'
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in
Moor Park , Nr Watford UK |
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| IDIOT SIGHTING #3 |
I live in a semi rural area. We
recently had a new neighbour call the Highways
Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being
hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place
for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Potters Bar , Herts , UK |
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| IDIOT SIGHTING #4 |
My daughter went to a local
Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said
he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From South Oxhey Herts , UK |
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| IDIOT SIGHTING #5 |
I was at the airport, checking
in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked 'Has
anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and
nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened Luton Airport .... UK |
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| IDIOT SIGHTING #6 |
The stoplight on the corner
buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of
mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I
explained that it signals blind people when the light is
red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind
people doing driving?!'
She is a local County Councillor employee in
Harrow , Middlesex , UK |
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| IDIOT SIGHTING #7 |
When my husband and I arrived
at our local Ford dealer to pick up our car we were told
the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle
and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced
to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'it's open!' His reply, 'I know.
I already did that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans,
Hertfordshire UK |
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STAY ALERT! |
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They walk among
us... and the scary part is that is they have the |
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RIGHT TO VOTE and
REPRODUCE! |
