My son came
home from school one day,
With a smirk
upon his face.
He decided he
was smart enough,
To put me in
my place.
'Guess what I
learned in Civics Two,
that's taught
by Mr. Wright?
It's all
about the laws today,
The
'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I
need not clean my room,
Don't have to
cut my hair
No one can
tell me what to think,
Or speak, or
what to wear.
I have
freedom from religion,
And regardless
what you say,
I don't have
to bow my head,
And I sure
don't have to pray.
I can wear
earrings if I want,
And pierce my
tongue & nose.
I can read &
watch just what I like,
Get tattoos
from head to toe.
And if you
ever spank me,
I'll charge
you with a crime.
I'll back up
all my charges,
With the marks
on my behind.
Don't you ever
touch me,
My body's only
for my use,
Not for your
hugs and kisses,
that's just
more child abuse.
Don't preach
about your morals,
Like your Mama
did to you.
That's nothing
more than mind control,
And it's
illegal too!
Mom, I have
these children's rights,
So you can't
influence me,
Or I'll call
Children's Services Division,
Better known
As 'C.S.D.'
Mom's
Reply and Thoughts
Of course
my first instinct was
To toss
him out the door.
But the
chance to teach him a
lesson
Made me
think a little more.
I mulled
it over carefully,
I couldn't
let this go.
A smile
crept upon my face,
he's
messing with a pro.
Next day I
took him shopping
At the
local Goodwill Store..
I told
him, 'Pick out all you
want,
there's
shirts & pants galore.
I've
called and checked with
C.S.D .
Who said
they didn't care
If I
bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of
Nike Airs.
I've
canceled that appointment
To take
your driver's test.
The C.S.D.
Is unconcerned
So I'll
decide what's best.'
I said 'No
time to stop and eat,
Or pick up
stuff to munch.
And
tomorrow you can start to
learn
To make
your own sack lunch.
Just save
the raging appetite,
And wait
till dinner time.
We're
having liver and onions,
A favorite
dish of mine.'
He asked
'Can I please rent a movie,
To watch
on my VCR?'
'Sorry,
but I sold your TV,
For new
tires on my car.
I also
rented out your room,
You'll
take the couch instead.
The C.S.D.
Requires
Just a
roof over your head.
Your
clothing won't be trendy
now,
I'll
choose what we eat.
That
allowance that you used to
get,
Will buy
me something neat.
I'm
selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike
& roller blades.
Check out
the 'Parents Bill of
Rights',
It's in
effect today!
Hey hot
shot, are you crying,
Why are
you on your knees?
Are you
asking God to help you out,
Instead of
C.S.D..?'
Send to
all people that have
teenagers or have already
raised teenagers,
Or have
children who will soon be
teenagers or those who will
be parents someday
OR ANYONE
WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH. I
love this One!!!
From a
MOM
(Mean Old
Mother.)