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....And
then she asked "What's the best form of
birth control after 50? I said "Nudity" |
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" You know why a
woman's work is never done? They dont get up early
enough. |
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Did you
know that dolphins are so smart that within
a few weeks of captivity, they can train
people to stand on the very edge of the pool
and throw them fish? |
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Now I
ask you what kind of beat friend would
remove your testicles? |
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A
perfect summers day is when the sun is
shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds
are singing and the lawn mower is broken. |
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When
you think about it. God must be the best
investor of all time. He took a rib from
Adam and made a loud speaker. |
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Know
how to prevent sagging? Just eat 'till the
wrinkles fill out. |
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