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When
cheese gets its picture taken, what does
it say? |
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If people from Poland are called
Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes? |
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so
popular? |
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If you take an Oriental person and
spin him around several times, does
he become disoriented? |
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee
breaks? |
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I thought about how mothers feed
their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks so I wondered what do
Chinese mothers use Toothpicks? |
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If it's true that we are here to
help others, then what exactly are
the others here for? |
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Ever wonder what the speed of
lightning would be if it didn't
zigzag? |
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Last night I played a blank tape at
full blast. The mime next door went
nuts. |
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Whatever happened to Preparations A
through G? |
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Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on
those little bottles of Evian water
know that selling it backwards is
Naive? |
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from
diarrhea... Does that mean the fifth
one enjoys it? |
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