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| 1) -
This is a picture of an octopus. It has
eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) |
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| 2) -
Oysters’ balls are called pearls.
(Jerry, age 6) |
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| 3) -
If you are surrounded by ocean, you are
an island. If you don't have ocean all
round you, you are incontinent. (, age
7) |
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| 4) -
Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
teeth, just like Emily Richardson She’s
not my friend any more. (Kylie, age
6) |
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| 5) - A
dolphin breaths through an asshole on
the top of its head. (Billy, age 8) |
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| 6) -
My uncle goes out in his boat with 2
other men and a woman and pots and comes
back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) |
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7) - When
ships had sails, they used to use the
trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the
sailors would whistle to make the wind
come. My brother said they would have
been better off eating beans. (William,
age 7) |
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| 8) -
Mermaids live in the ocean. I like
mermaids. They are beautiful and I like
their shiny tails, but how on earth do
mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen, age 6) |
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| 9) -
I'm not going to write about the ocean.
My baby brother is always crying, my Dad
keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't
think what to write. (Amy, age 6) |
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| 10) -
Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can
sting. Electric eels can give you a
shock. They have to live in caves under
the sea where I think they have to plug
themselves in to chargers. (Christopher,
age 7) |
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| 11) -
When you go swimming in the ocean, it
is very cold, and it Makes my willy
small. (Kevin, age 6) |
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| 12) -
Divers have to be safe when they go
under the water. Divers can't go down
alone, so they have to go down on each
other. (Becky, age 8) |
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| 13) –
On vacation my Mom went water skiing.
She fell off when she was going very
fast. She says she won't do it again
because water fired right up her big fat
ass.. (Julie, age 7) |
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| 14) -
The ocean is made up of water and fish.
Why the fish don't drown I don’t
know.(Bobby, age 6) |
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| 15) -
My dad was a sailor on the ocean He
knows all about the ocean. What he
doesn't know is why he quit being a
sailor and married my mom. (James, age
7) |
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